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Bryan 'The Anorexic' Johnson

Only 47, BJ looks 57 with the body of an unhealthy 67 year old. Years of anorexia and systematic self-harm have Acceleraged him. This is why he has to Lie through his False teeth about his geriatric biomarkers.

The new Elizabeth Holmes only slightly more masculine. They could share a cell because he’s clearly transitioning from lack of natural testosterone.

The BP5000 Class Action Lawsuit should commence before the arrival of his inevitable Darwin Award.

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